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©2005 Bill Ott
Friday July 9
York County Fairgrounds
Structural Integrity

*The highway is for gamblers,
better use your sense
Take what you have gathered
from coincidence*
Webster defines
coincidence as "an incidental occurance; accident; fluke; eventuality" and a
whole lot of other words no one really cares to hear about right now. But in the
above words, Dylan defined coincidence as some sort of a learning process. Maybe
he even had in mind learning something in spite of yourself? Which is a place
all of us have been at one time or another. Traveling down the highway of our
chosen path... be it musician, or tool and die maker, truck driver, writer,
whatever... someone, somewhere went to the trouble to make it damn clear to you
what you really needed to know to survive. And made damn sure you understood
exactly what it was... whether you wanted to or not.
Now a few days
ago, NitroGeezers website bossman George Crittenden mentioned something about
the nameless, faceless, ‘behind the scene’ figures in drag racing. You know...
some guy that gave a green racer a nudge in the right direction, maybe shared a
speed secret or two with them, or possibly kept them from killing themselves.
George’s comments brought to mind a Friday afternoon I spent at the York
Fairgrounds just a few short months ago.
And what an
afternoon that was. Darwin Doll and Bill Stiles were busy outdoing themselves
with the 2004 version of "A trip down Memory Lane" - A.K.A. - The Third Annual
York U.S. 30 Musclecar Madness event: see
www.yorkus30.com
when somehow I found myself sitting in the lap of luxury... courtesy of Sy
Sidebotham. Sy was gracious enought to invite Joe Jacono and myself into his
plush motor home to escape the overwhelming central Pennsyltucky heat and a
rapidly growing crowd. Seems someone had inadvertently booked an appearance by
President Bush on the same Friday as the Reunion. And I might add... it was very
poor planning on that someone’s part. The President and his entourage’s arrival
completely disrupted the activities of the Reunion. How gauche.
But hell... who
cares about mere Presidential Politics at a time like this? I’ve got Joe sitting
across the table from me, the tape recorder running, and a fridge full of cold
brews. I suspect we’ll be hearing some interesting stuff right about now. No
doubt more interesting than what that guy on the other side of the Fairgrounds
has to say.
Turns out some
of the stuff Jacono passed along to me that afternoon falls right into that
nameless hero category George mentioned. We were discussing Joe’s building his
first dragster, when he said ...................................
"In ‘52 or ‘53 I
had a ‘49 Oldsmobile with a Cadillac motor in it. My father had a big service
garage, and in the garage worked a Stock Car guy named Jack Hart and he helped
me when I put the first car together. Jack gave me some ideas for welding the
tubing. Hell... all we had was two inch pipe! And it was heavy! It was a truck!"
" And I had this
Cadillac motor that was in the Oldsmobile. So I put it in the dragster. And
again.. it was heavy… but it worked out good. Because it was like 460, 470 cubic
inches, and had six carburetors on it… no injection stuff yet. And that thing
ran good! I built the dragsters... but I didn’t really know what I was doing, I
just built the car the way I thought it should have been built."
So let’s hold it
right there... "A Stock Car guy named Jack Hart helped me when I put the first
car together,"... eh?
I passed the
name Jack Hart along to my good friend and personal private eye Jim Amole (who
probably has the most complete library of early racing books and magazines in
the North East) and did it ever set off some bells and whistles!
Turns out that
"Stock Car guy named Jack Hart" (1924 - 1980) was by 1955 a five time New Jersey
State NASCAR Sportsman Stock Car Champion. He also won twenty seven (27!)
individual Track Championships. During the 1956 season Jack placed third in the
overall NASCAR National Sportsman Stock Car Championship behind Ralph Earnhardt
(!) and Ned Jarret (!). In 1958 he finished Number 2 in the same circuit, again
finishing behind Ned Jarrett. Like a lot of racers of that era Jack started from
humble beginings, achieved quite a name for himself and eventually retired under
those same humble circumstances in 1968. But, he went on to become quite a
successful small businessman in the Chester, Pa. area... once winning the
Chester County Chamber of Commerce ‘Small Businessman Of The Year Award’ RIP,
Jack Hart... "Stock Car Guy."

Staring out the smoked
glass window at the huge mass of people that were filling up the Fairgrounds,
Jose continued.................
"I went to Florida with
this car… with the Cadillac in it, with all the carburetors on it, and I learned
about… I had help (we’re talking about 1959 here - B.). I ran into this Stock
Car guy named Red Vogt, he had a shop out in the woods right outside of Daytona.
He was at the race track one night when we were running. I made a run, the car
was going crazy, it would’t handle, and he said to me (him and Smokey Yunick
were together)... he said to me "You’re gonna get hurt in that car, boy... cause
that Pitman arm is way too long. You need to shorten it up."
"Well… I knew everything
and didn’t want to listen to nobody, and I sure as hell didn’t want to listen to
him."
He said "Now I’m down here
in the woods and I got one of these things in my shop. And if you put it on, the
car’s gonna steer better. And one more thing… the engine’s too damn rich!" He
asked me "What jets do you have in those carburetors?"
"I said, I don’t know… I
just put ’em on there however they came out of the box, and he started laughing
at me! ‘What?’ he said. ‘Then they’re all #52 jets in there?’ (Or whatever the
number was).
"I said, I thought that
was it… if that’s how they came."
"Man, you’re way off!
We’re gonna change those jets too. Come on out to the shop. When you get the
arm, we’ll open those carbs up, see what’s in there, then maybe I’ll help ya."
" So I go to his shop. He
gives me the new Pitman arm with three holes in it. He said ‘Put that thing in
that middle hole, right in there, that’ll probably do it.’ Then he said ‘Take
the top off that carb.’
So I took the top off and
he saw the jet. He saw the jet and said ‘Pheeew... no wonder this car don’t
run!’
I said " What do you mean
it don’t run? It’s running 125 in the quarter! "
He said "It won’t run, it
won’t steer... it won’t go! I don’t know how you don’t get hurt in this car!
Look… here’s what we’re gonna do, we’ll change all the jets."
I told him, "I ain’t got
no jets!!"
"Hell, I got stuff," he
said. And he opened up a drawer full of jets. Must have been 500 of em in there!
And he’s got three of four different drawers that all got different numbers on
em."
He said "Take these #46’s
and put them in all the carburetors. Then I’m gonna give you these #42’s... so
to speak. At least I think that’s what the numbers were."
"Put these in there and
see what happens. I can’t come out to the race track tonight (we were running
every night for five nights), you come back tomorrow and let me know how you
did"
"So I go to the track and
make the first run with the car. Not only did it go straight down the track...
it went 144 mph! On the very first run!! And it kinda got my attention. I don’t
mean it scared me... it just got my attention, because all of a sudden, it ain’t
laying down no more… it’s keeping right on running!"
"So I went back to him the
next day and said ‘Man, these 46’s are good, I’ll bet the 42’s will really be
good!’
But then he got to
thinking "Man, let’s don’t do this all at once… just change the center ones to
the smaller jets on the next move."
"So I took the center jets
out, and put the new ones in. That night... it almost went 150mph!"
" I wound up winning a
couple or two or three nights, and I was tickled to death. I came back to
Vineland, N.J. and it got easy all of a sudden. I wound up winning 11 Top
Eliminators in a row!"
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So once again... Joe gets
some advice from another ‘Stock Car guy’. And you know what? This one’s got a
little history behind him too. Ever hear of NASCAR? Well... Louis "Red" Vogt
(1904 - 1991) named it! Sometime back in the 1920's he opened the soon to be
famous Red Vogt Garage in Atlanta, Ga. After teaming up with car owner Raymond
Parks his reputation as an engine builder/tuner took off. In December of 1947
Red brought a group of car owners and drivers to Daytona for a meeting with Bill
France (the soon to be President of NASCAR). The Result? The forming (and
naming) of the National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing. Red Byron won the
Innaugural NASCAR Race in Feburary of 1948 using Vogt power. Vogt went on to
build engines for a very impressive list of clientele, including (among many
others) Bob and Fonty Flock, Bill France, Banjo Matthews, Glenn "Fireball"
Roberts, and Curtis Turner. He also built the powerplants for a few Indy cars.
Red was awarded a lifetime membership in NASCAR (What? No dues! Wonder if that
meant he also got a rulebook, patch, and pin every year?), inducted into the
National Motorsports Press Association Hall Of Fame as well as the TRW/NASCAR
Mechanics Hall Of Fame at their first awards banquet. Methinks Mr. Jacono owes a
lot to these ‘Stock Car guys’, no? Then again... so does all of motorsports...
thanks guys.
Now if you recall, Joe got
some advice on welding from Jack Hart... but following these exchanges, one has
to wonder exactly how much he absorbed....................
" In ‘57 I was putting
dragsters together, but I was building trailers more than anything. I was making
car trailers. I made trailers for everybody. You supply the plate and I’ll weld
the rest. Hell, I even put brakes on ‘em!"
About two years after Joe
went into the ‘trailer’ business he went into the ‘race car wheel’ business with
Pat Bilbow of Lynwood Welding (but that’s a whole different story for another
time). Eventually Joe wound up with seven (7) complete Lynwood chassis’ in his
shop! Occasionally, folks who knew Joe back in those earlier days would drop by.
Let’s hear Joe tell it.............

Jacono (L) leaves on Don
Bauman’s digger. This is the Cad powered car mentioned in
this story. Photo taken at
Vineland Speedway
"First car from Bilbow...
here it comes! Let me tell you something, it was a piece! Man, it wasn’t like
that crap that I was building! And buying a car from him was nice because, you
knew it was straight, you knew it was safe, the rear housing was in it, you got
peace of mind. Not that I ever feared nothing, which was the thing for me that
was gonna be my downfall. Or so I thought. But it really wasn’t. Hell… I would
drive the stuff that I built, and I couldn’t weld! But Pat came down with welds
that were beautiful, man. They were beautiful!"
"So one day I had one of
his cars sitting in my shop, and someone came in and said ‘Hey… who built this
car?’ I told him I did. He said ‘Man, you got awful good didn’t ya?’ I said
‘Yeah, and look how many I’ve made. And I pointed up to the roof. See I had so
many of them, they were hanging from the rafters! The guy said to his friend
‘Man, look at this weld!’ And the other guy said "Jesus Christ, man... I need
some help, will you give me a hand?"
"And I told him ‘Na... I’m
strictly a dragster guy… these are the only things I can weld.
"Then later another guy
dropped by and said ‘Who built this?’ Again, I said "I did."
"Man, you sure got good in
a hurry, didn’t ya?"
"I said ‘yeah… I found
this new wire only the Air Force knows about."
"What’s it called?"
"I ain’t telling’ you." I
told him. See, I had an old Sears gas welder over in the corner. He said "You
did all of this with THAT?"... and I just nodded my head. He had this big huge
welding outfit outside on a truck that had it’s own generator, and all kinds of
stuff on it. He started laughing at me and said ‘You son of a bitch… I know you
didn’t make this car!"
"Three or four years later
he saw my name in an ad that Bilbow ran using me in the advertisement. He said
"Who did you think you were kidding? I knew you didn’t weld that thing. I saw
some of those trailers you used to make. I wouldn’t pull something you made
behind my car... let alone ride in it at 150 miles an hour!!"

The tape recorder suddenly
shut itself off, indicating that about two hours had passed since we sat down
and started this conversation. Joe’s voice was getting tired (honest!), as were
the batteries in the tape recorder. A glance outside showed that the President
and most of his followers had all headed back to wherever it was they came from
and sanity was returning to the Fairgrounds. Hey... it must have been a real
circus out there when a few hundred gathered drag racers constitute ‘sanity’.
So Joe and I returned to
our respective hangouts over in the Expo Center... but not before promising to
spend some more time bench racing in the near future. Perhaps a periodical
gathering of gamblers and coincidences awaits down the highway? Check back.
More old B.S. later.
Badco
Forward
advice, rebuttals, and death threats to
badco@comcast.net
* 1965 "It’s All Over Now, Baby
Blue"
Words and Music by Bob Dylan
From the Columbia Records/CBS
Release
"Bringing It All Back Home"
Released in May of 1965 "Bringing It All Back
Hime" was Dylan’s first album that could really be labeled ‘successful’...
depending of course on what level you label ‘success’. It reached #6 on
Billboard’s Top 40 Album List and remained in the Top 40 for 32 weeks. Or, in
other words... it had to be labled successful... it made money. But that ain’t
all it did. It also exposed the recording industry to the fact that great
performers could play a major role influencing change in accepted modes. ‘Kinda
like what the guy from Florida would be doing in a few years when he put himself
in front of that NITRO burning Hemi. ‘The times they were ‘a changin’.
Thanks goes out to all of the
usual suspects including Joe Jacono, Jim Amole, Sy, Don Bauman, and Tom
Molyneaux. Check out Tom’s cool web site at
http://www.ecn.homestead.com
Thanks also to Soaps By Betty
for their continued support, visit
http://www.angelfire.com/wizard/soapsbybetty
THANKS BUD
GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS
MEMBER

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